A SOCIALIST STATE OF MIND
Liberal
Do whatever you want and we will stand by you. What kind of belief is this?! This is the Liberal's way of thinking! You know how much havoc this would cause? Complete and utter chaos! If you stand by these guys you might as well stand by stone cold killers! Vote for us, we will promise you that none of this garbage would happen.
Facist
If you want to close the gap, vote for the Gap Crushers! We will ensure that your gap is tightened, making your life easier! We will guarantee that the rich become middle class and the that the poor get richer! We will put high taxes on the rich people to make sure everyone is even! As long as everyone has a job, we will all be equal.
Conservative
Vote for us to make sure that you don't get stuck with those Conservatives! These people think that anyone could have a right to owning guns! Are you crazy?! There is some messed up people in this world and you're going to let them run around with guns?!